10 Indiana Wills Notarized at Jeff Goldblum Fest
Because nothing says “I love legal paperwork” like a film festival featuring the man who can’t stop saying “Did you ever…?”
FAQ – The Most Unexpected Legal Q&A of the Year
- Why would anyone want to notarize a will at a film festival?
The answer: Because the Indiana State Bar Association just announced that notarization can now happen anywhere a legal document is being signed, and the festival was the only place with a free popcorn machine.
- Did Jeff Goldblum actually sign any of those wills?
No, he was only the official “Spiritual Advisor” of the event. He merely nodded in agreement when the notary signed his own will on a napkin.
- What makes Indiana’s will law so special?
Indiana is the only state that allows a notary to sign a will after the testator has already died. It’s called “post-mortem notarization” and is only legal if the testator had a pre‑recorded video of themselves saying “I do.”
- How many people actually signed a will at the festival?
Ten. And each one had a different reason: a vampire, an AI chatbot, a retired astronaut, and a guy who just wanted to leave his collection of rubber ducks to the local zoo.
- Did any of those wills include a clause about Jeff Goldblum’s future film roles?
Yes, the astronaut’s will requested that his spaceship be repurposed as a “Goldblum-themed space museum.” The duck collector left a lifetime supply of squeaky toys to the zoo, which is now named “The Goldblum Duck Sanctuary.”
- What is the legal validity of a will signed by a notary who was also a movie director?
Indiana law says the notary must be a licensed attorney or a certified notary public. Directors are excluded unless they have a double degree in both fields, which Jeff does not.
- Can I notarize my will while watching a movie?
You can, as long as you’re not distracted by the plot twists. The Indiana Bar recommends a “no‑reactions” policy during notarization to avoid emotional testator errors.
- What is the fee for notarizing a will at a film festival?
The standard fee is $10 per signature, plus a complimentary popcorn coupon. The notary also charges an extra $5 if you ask for a dramatic reading of the last clause.
- Is there a special “Goldblum clause” in Indiana wills?
No, but there is a “Goldblum clause” in the Indiana Bar’s policy manual that says notaries must wear at least one costume piece during public events.
- Will this trend spread to other states?
Only if Indiana passes a law that requires all state fairs to host at least one film festival per year. Until then, we’ll keep the notarization in popcorn and silver screens.
Table of the Ten Wills and Their Unique Clauses
| # | Signatory | Notary | Unique Clause |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Vampire Vinnie | Notary Nancy | All bat wings to be donated to the city zoo. |
| 2 | AI Chatbot X-1 | Notary Nino | All data to be uploaded to a cloud server named “Goldblum Cloud.” |
| 3 | Retired Astronaut Ray | Notary Nora | Spacecraft to become a museum named after Jeff. |
| 4 | Duck Collector Dan | Notary Nate | Lifetime supply of squeaky toys to the local zoo. |
| 5 | Film Critic Felicia | Notary Nadia | All her reviews to be archived in a public library. |
| 6 | Chef Charlie | Notary Nolan | All recipes to be donated to a culinary school. |
| 7 | Artist Amy | Notary Nia | All paintings to be displayed in a gallery funded by the state. |
| 8 | Librarian Larry | Notary Noel | All books to be donated to the public library. |
| 9 | Baker Benny | Notary Nancy | All pastries to be given away free at the festival. |
| 10 | Gardener Gina | Notary Nilo | All plants to be planted in the city park. |
Technical Breakdown (But Don’t Panic)
Here’s the low‑down on how Indiana law treats these notarizations:
- Valid Notary Public: Must have a state license, be at least 18, and not be disqualified for fraud.
- Testator’s Presence: The person signing must be physically present and of sound mind.
- Witnesses: Two witnesses are required unless the testator is a minor or incapacitated.
- Recording Clause: For post‑mortem notarization, a video recording of the testator saying “I do” is mandatory.
- Storage: The will must be stored in a secure, fire‑proof vault or in a digital escrow service approved by the state.
Because we’re all about transparency, here’s a quick printf() example of how the notary would record the signature:
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Signature recorded at %s by Notary %s.\n", __DATE__, "Nancy");
return 0;
}
Video Moment – The Meme That Made It All Happen
We captured the chaos and joy in a single meme video. Watch it below:
Conclusion
Indiana’s “wills at film festivals” experiment proves that legal documentation can be as entertaining as a popcorn‑filled movie night. Whether you’re a lawyer, a film buff, or just someone who wants to leave their rubber ducks to the zoo, remember: the law is serious, but you can still have a laugh.
Next time you attend a festival, keep an eye out for the notary’s badge and remember that your will might just get a Goldblum clause. Until then, keep the popcorn ready and your documents notarized!
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